THEYFELL
Every AI agrees with you. This writes your startup's obituary instead
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What is THEYFELL?
THEYFELL is an AI-powered roasting service that generates humorous "obituaries" (critical, brutally honest assessments) of websites, businesses, YouTube channels, and careers. Users submit a link, the AI analyzes the real content, and writes a witty critique that can be shared, sent to others, or printed as a physical framed card.
THEYFELL pricing
Pricing model: Freemium
Free: Basic roasts with multiple formats. $4.99: Send roast to someone via email. $299+: Cohort roasting for demo days/accelerators. ~$65–69 USD: Framed physical print (30cm, black wood, with shipping).
THEYFELL pros
- Free basic roasts with multiple export formats (wide, square, story, and cause-of-death-only cards)
- Targeted analysis capability (specify what aspect to roast, e.g., 'roast the pricing page')
- Shareable outputs across social media platforms with embeddable HTML widget
- Premium options for sending roasts to others ($4.99) and group cohort roasting ($299+)
- Physical framed prints (30cm black wood) available for offices or gifts
THEYFELL cons
- Limited to URL/website-based submissions; cannot analyze arbitrary documents or code
- Humor is intentionally brutal and may not be appropriate for all professional contexts
- No visible API or programmatic access for bulk or automated roasting
- Framed prints take approximately one week to ship
Frequently asked questions about THEYFELL
What personal data should I avoid pasting?
Do not include ID numbers, addresses, emails, phone numbers, or financial/passport information. The system strips emails and phone numbers automatically and refuses SIN/SSN/card/passport numbers outright.
Can I specify which part of a website to roast?
Yes. After the link, you can add targeting instructions (e.g., 'roast the pricing page'). This is optional.
What happens when I send a roast to someone?
They receive an email with the card attached in every format and your optional note. They have a one-click option to refuse future roasts forever.
How many roasts have been generated so far?
507 at the time of this snapshot.